It’s Wednesday (and I have PMS)…
I have PMS and a sardonic sense of humor this morning, a deadly combination and the only explanation for this post. I’m also eating dark chocolate Reese’s cups for breakfast…and I think that the next person in my house who asks me why I’m eating said chocolate will be sorry.
Here’s a list of the top ten ways to know if you have PMS, lists are always fun. Some of them were corny so I changed them. Some of them may still be corny…whatever.
I have chocolate and I just don’t give a damn.
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You don’t want to answer your cell phone anymore…and you don’t.
5. Nagging urge to pistol whip everyone in your house.
4. You cry and eat chocolate…at the same time.
3. You’re counting down the days until menopause.
2. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The Advil bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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Chocolate chips with a cheese omelette is just disgusting. I’m thinking that chocolate ice cream…with chocolate syrup and crushed Oreos (with that nasty cream scraped out) is the perfect meal!
Oh yeah, big ups to all those people that visit my blog. You know…a comment would be nice every once in a while.
Well, actually I don’t care about that today, but I will tomorrow…
Smooches! :-/
Here’s number 11: Everyone around you is wearing flack jackets and helmets.
LOL…that’s a good one!
So funny! This is my first time visiting your blog and coincidently, the first post is about PMS (and I am PMS-ing, lol). I have been ignoring phone calls (and texts and facebook messages) all day. Don’t people know I’m bloated, tired and extremely hungry even though I just ate a whole large cheese pizza?!?!! LEAVE ME ALONE! LOL, see, I feel your pain.
Great post, I am sure after I read more I’ll be sharing more comments
Hi mz.jonezy! Welcome to the SisterHood of the PMS’ing Chicks! LOL
Seriously, you’d think people would know to leave us alone during this stressful time, it’s not like we don’t send out enough signals. I had to turn off my PC and cellphone last night because I kept getting messages from facebook and twitter (cretins!), I just wanted to sleep.
Thanks for dropping by (and commenting), come back anytime sis.